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WEEKLY WHINE
Are we there yet
With construction on the Road to the South Pole well underway, it's time to order the signs. For your convenience, GoobNet has already done that for you.
| REST AREA NEXT RIGHT NEXT SERVICES 880 KM |
| ICE SHEAR ZONE NEXT 64 KM |
| NOW ENTERING ROSS ISLAND TIME ZONE UTC+12 UTC+13 IN SUMMER |
| Williams Field | 1½ km |
| Scott Base | 6 km |
| McMurdo Sta | 9¼ km |
| ROAD CONSTRUCTION NEXT 16 KM TRAFFIC FINES DOUBLED |
| BLOWING SNOW ZONE NEXT 312 KM |
| Jct A-10 | 93 km |
| Leverett Glacier | 441 km |
| South Pole Sta | 966 km |
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| REDUCE SPEED AHEAD |
| SPEED LIMIT 5 KM/H |
| TRAIL ENTRANCE NORTH A-1 |
| END TRAIL 1 KM |
| END TRAIL 200 M ALL VEHICLES MUST EXIT |
| WELCOME TO AMUNDSEN-SCOTT SOUTH POLE STATION |
| FOR TRAFFIC INFORMATION TUNE RADIO TO 1610 AM |
| CAUTION SEISMIC EXPERIMENTS PLEASE TREAD LIGHTLY |
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