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MON 06 FEB 2012 THROW YOUR HEAD INTO THE RING“Ironically, we can’t get the votes for it in the House.” See if the White House is willing to prepare a bedroom for us in Throw Your Head Into the Ring. MON 30 JAN 2012 HYPERSPEED DATING: BENJAMIN, FRANKLIN, AND A THIRD?“But that was wrong.” See if we are capable of expressing remorse in Hyperspeed Dating: Benjamin, Franklin, and a Third?. Keywords: Variety, Hyperspeed Dating MON 23 JAN 2012 THE GOOBNET PERIODIC TABLE CHALLENGE“How close can you come to a perfect score of 104?” See what is so special about rutherfordium in The GoobNet Periodic Table Challenge. Keywords: Community, Interactive, Chemistry MON 16 JAN 2012 INTERACTION: THE FUTURE OF SPACE“But I will agree that few other news presenters could successfully carry off cheetah print pants. With the possible exception of Al Roker, of course.” See how the discussion could possibly get any more exciting in Interaction: The Future of Space. Keywords: Novelty, Space, Interaction MON 09 JAN 2012 LET’S TALK ABOUT CUBES“To move them around, we just turn each face ninety degrees at a time. It’s that easy.” See if our approach is any different than putting the ball into the net in Let’s Talk About Cubes. MON 02 JAN 2012 ARRRGH!ING WITH THE NBA“But wait! There is some concern out there.” See why you should be freaking out about the Miami Heat in ARRRGH!ing with the NBA. Keywords: Sport, Propaganda, Support, ARRRGH, Basketball, NBA MON 26 DEC 2011 JUST MAKE THE CALL ALREADY“Here’s how to send 2012 a letter.” See what your future self will think of your past self in Just Make the Call Already. Keywords: Variety, Review committee MON 19 DEC 2011 COLLEGIATE MEN’S BASKETBALL: ARRRGH!“The tournament then proceeds much as the present NCAA DI championship tournament, with the added benefit that we have finally eliminated those annoying ‘play in’ games.” Confront your fear of the Bulldogs of the University of North Carolina at Asheville in Collegiate Men’s Basketball: ARRRGH!. Keywords: Sport, Propaganda, Support, ARRRGH, Basketball MON 12 DEC 2011 VETOED TRADES STUMP EDVARD“I cannot comment on that, as your team did not give me permission to speak with you.” See why nobody cares if we here at GoobNet are tampering in Vetoed Trades Stump Edvard. Keywords: Sport, Community, Edvard, Basketball, NBA, Stump Edvard MON 05 DEC 2011 OCCUPY YOUR TEAM’S STADIUM“This offseason, fans are excited not about a new signing or a big trade, but about the cartoon oriole returning to the team’s cap.” Fix the world, one league at a time, in Occupy Your Team’s Stadium. MON 28 NOV 2011 THE LATEST FROM EARTH“You could run away from the world and become a hermit.” Determine whether hermits have good Internet connections in The Latest from Earth. MON 21 NOV 2011 THE GOOBNET LOS ANGELES FREEWAY QUIZ“Here is your opportunity to find out.” Take the GoobNet Los Angeles Freeway Quiz in The GoobNet Los Angeles Freeway Quiz. Keywords: Community, Interactive MON 14 NOV 2011 THIS PAGE WILL TAKE ONE SECOND MORE THAN NORMAL“And anyway, somebody else wrote that one.” Rest assured that it’s totally not our fault in This Page Will Take One Second More than Normal. MON 07 NOV 2011 JOIN THE JOYOUS METRO CONQUERORS“This is the shortest line and was never actually built.” Find out when a subway is not a subway in Join the Joyous Metro Conquerors. MON 31 OCT 2011 ARE YOU READY FOR SOME BEAGLES?“I’m so against health care, I cheat on my wife when she’s in the hospital!” See if he got better in Are You Ready For Some Beagles?. MON 24 OCT 2011 THE ELEMENTS OF YOUR LIFE“It will blow your mind, and improve your teeth.” See what those teeth in ancient times did in The Elements of Your Life. |
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